THUNK FOR THE DAY When I go to the supermarket deli section, all they have of some kinds of meat is the shaved version. Why? Did a vast majority of the community suddenly develop short attention span of the teeth? And when I ask whether I could have the same thing, […]
GOOD OL’ AUSSIE UNGENUITY #9857 Can’t top this, so I’ll let you read the story au naturel and raw de prawn. WA council votes narrowly – and no doubt after a great deal of thought – to retain a plaque celebrating the achievements of Rolf Harris. Lord knows what you’d have to have snorted […]
This is another in our series of Thinking Brain Polls (TM), which will cumulatively, and ultimately, provide a complete understanding of all humans and lives. In this case, we are attempting to determine the computernality of our readers.
THUNK FOR THE DAY Nature may rail in wind, sea, fire and ice, stars may die and fall from the sky, nations and empires may ebb, flow, swell and collapse, aeons speed by like minutes, and technology change the very fibre of our lives, but you’re always five or ten cents short of exact […]
Howdy folks. Here are my newspaper columns from this weekend. Thanks to the modern techmonogony of the interweb, you can go right to The Age site and read ‘em. Saturday column here. Sunday column here. You are here => . <=
Chap who attacked a government office with a chainsaw (nobody hurt) has avoided jail time owing to his acknowledged mental illness. Given achievements of the incumbent federal government, we are arguably only a week or two away from you being able to attack a government office with a chainsaw and being able to avoid […]
THUNK FOR THE DAY If you carefully hone and adjust your lifestyle during the World Cup, assisted by work demands and timely interference from others who don’t “get” the World Cup, you can tweak it so the only times you sleep are during the matches. ASSCLOWN OF THE DAY I’m walking along […]