(Another disinterred “discovery” from the leftover files, this one apparently written almost the same time as the random movie reviews one just below, so June 2007.)
REALITY SHOWS – JUST THAT SHADE STUPIDER BY THE SECOND
We’ve had Survivor, i.e. “Idiots on an Island”, we’ve had “Big Brother, i.e. “Idiots in a house”, and then came Channel Ten’s brand new highly original smash poo, “Hi Diddle Dee Dee, A Pirate’s Life For Me”, or “Idiots on a Boat”.
What great further developments can we look forward to in this series.
How about “Retail Experience: Idiots in a 7-11”,
“Watery Grave – Idiots in a Big Fish-tank with no Oxygen”
Idiots in a mud puddle, Idiots in an empty football stadium (starring Port Adelaide fans)
“Idiots in a Restaurant Tram”, “Buffoons in a Bakery”, “Morons in a Museum”
“Butcher Shop Bozos” and the ultimate zenith of the genre, 18 weeks in a Drive-Thru Bottleshop.