Howdy. Some blits and blobs.
:: “WELL, TECHNICALLY IT’S NOT HELL, BUT…” Dept
Oh great googly-moogly! It’s not the sport that’s popular, these people are just going somewhere to get out of the heat.
:: MEET THE NEW RACKET, SAME AS THE OLD RACQUET
Pat Rafter accepts a wild card to play doubles at Aust Open with Llovable Leyton. This announcement may be eclipsed when Roger Federer confirms his doubles partner for the event – Rod Laver.
Ted Tinling is expected back in the commentary booth as well, pending developments in science.
:: THE BLEEDING OBVIOUS, REVISITED
Doctors warn public to take extra care during heatwave conditions.
Public reminds doctors to use stethoscopes, antiseptic, during medical procedures.
:: “THANK GOODNESS THEY’RE IN CHARGE” Dept
Maybe here in Melb, they’ll “merge” Albert Park Lake and Port Phillip Bay. Of course, they’d have to logisticalize enough eye-droppers to carry the lake water over to the beach infrastructure.