Fits and Starts #10

Howdy. Some blits and blobs.

::  “WELL, TECHNICALLY IT’S NOT HELL, BUT…” Dept

The sporting craze least likely

Oh great googly-moogly! It’s not the sport that’s popular, these people are just going somewhere to get out of the heat.

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::  MEET THE NEW RACKET, SAME AS THE OLD RACQUET

Pat Rafter accepts a wild card to play doubles at Aust Open with Llovable Leyton. This announcement may be eclipsed when Roger Federer confirms his doubles partner for the event – Rod Laver.

Ted Tinling is expected back in the commentary booth as well, pending developments in science.

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:: THE BLEEDING OBVIOUS, REVISITED

Doctors warn public to take extra care during heatwave conditions.

Public reminds doctors to use stethoscopes, antiseptic, during medical procedures.

Thanks, AMA.

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::  “THANK GOODNESS THEY’RE IN CHARGE” Dept

Absolute classic management gibberish-speak.

Maybe here in Melb, they’ll “merge” Albert Park Lake and Port Phillip Bay. Of course, they’d have to logisticalize enough eye-droppers to carry the lake water over to the beach infrastructure.

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