GOOD OL’ AUSSIE UNGENUITY #9857
Can’t top this, so I’ll let you read the story au naturel and raw de prawn.
WA council votes narrowly – and no doubt after a great deal of thought – to retain a plaque celebrating the achievements of Rolf Harris. Lord knows what you’d have to have snorted to have come to a decision like that, but the bonus round of whoopseeism is that it turns out the plaque was already stolen anyway.
Then catch some extra hi-powered world class Astrayan thinkin’ with some analogies later in the story, particularly – but not limited to – the one comparing Ned Kelly to Rolf Harris.