SAY IT WITH WORDS
Here are this month’s leading candidates in auto-generated spam received at this site.
All text is genuinely fraudulent, in the sense that while it was undoubtedly spam, it was received here in exactly the form reproduced below.
My comments are in brackets.
:: At this time I am going to do my breakfast, after having my breakfast coming over again to read further news.
(We’ve all had mornings like this, and news like this.)
:: My brother recommended I would possibly like this website. He used to be entirely right. This put up actually made my day.
(I was only possibly too happy to make the put up. I would have put up earlier but my breakfast came over again. I also used to be entirely right up until lunchtime.)
:: Hello, i believe that i noticed you visited my website so i came to return the want? I am trying to in finding things to enhance my web site!
(Please leave your put up site as is. “English for Advanced Students” is one of my favourites.)
:: Hurrah, that’s what I was exploring for, what a data!
(From the Irene Cara song of the same name.)