Dizzying Heights Achieved

In an almost unbelievable honour, this site has been confirmed* as being among the top 23 million websites worldwide.

In response, the proprietor, Leaky Barry, commented:

“Non-hard work and nothing resembling diligence has finally paid off. Now that we’re, as Queen once put it, ‘A shooting star leaping through the sky like Lady Godiva’ (or whatever they said exactly), the skies are too low to be the limit.

We could easily be in the top 21 million by the next decade. We won’t, but you could see that with application and an injection of capital – neither of which will be on the cards anytime soon – it COULD have happened,” he droned on.


* Confirmed by a website we’d never previously heard of. And that’s official.)



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